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"Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life."

- Johnny Depp (via enemaroberts)

(Source: aerosteonunsoyu, via bitchytbh)

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

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multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

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the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

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"Give me a little thing,
our arms brushing as we walk,
the bump of your hip
against mine, an inside joke,
sharing a bottle of pop
like kisses, like kisses.

Give me a little thing,
a stepping stone, an island,
a place for me to rest
on my way to the big things,
like the taste of you at night,
like kisses, like kisses."

- Peregrine (via youreyesblazeout)

(via slipint0reverie)

fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

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